My uncle retired in 2013. Sheldon Adelson died yesterday. Steve Wynn resigned. Jim Murrem is a crook. And Bill Hirnbuckle hasn’t figured out whether the Strip is in Las Vegas, NV or Paradise, NV.

I would imagine the boardroom conversations went something like this: “Who gonna takeover Murrens’s shitpile?”

Another guy in a $1000 suit says, “Hey! Let’s call Hornbuckle. He’s clueless.”

Ralph Larios is Jedi Rich Lightowler’s 1st Uncle. Sheldon owes his success to the loyalty of my uncle. My uncle met Sheldon in 1970s in New York City. Like Sheldon’s parents who were immigrants of Ukrainian decent, Uncle Ralph was an immigrant from Colombia selling ice cream in Queens, Manhattan. Sheldon loved having an ice cream cone after lunch. After a few years, Sheldon offers my uncle a job. My uncle says “yes”. Fast forward to 1999 Uncle Ralph is Senior Vice President of International Marketing fir the Las Vegas Sands Corp., reporting directly to Shelly.

Jedi Joy got a new car for Christmas. Naturally, the first thing she did was buy some Raiders logos for the hood & tail!

As a study, the #JediJoyRichShow travels the globe looking for the best premium beef, mineral water and medical marijuana they can find. While Panama offers the ickiest, stickiest weed on the planet, the Panamanian political & corporate corruptions have spilled over to the food supply.

No one in Panama even knows they use genetically modified ingredients in their beef, chicken & fish farms. Grains are made from corn. Corn is genetically modified. Feeding generations of cattle GMOs has resulted in a diminished nutrients in their food supply. One taste of their “Congo con Heuso “ and you know their beef is unhealthy. They taste like pork chops. I’m not kidding. Their beef is marbled with fat throughout nearly every cut of beef. This makes the beef taste really salty & sweet. This fat cannot be trimmed; it’s in the beef.

The United States Department of Agriculture has stuck guidelines to distinguish conventionally grown beef from organic beef. Organic beef in the Inited Staes must be cintain USDA premium grass-fed beef. Whole Foods adds another distinction between conventional and organic. They call it Step 4, Step 4 takes offer congenitally grown beef that was pasture raised or fed grass.

Jedi Rich & Jedi Joy did their own experiments to determine the best, healthiest diet. Jedi Rich & Jedi Joy have an advantage over the medical community when it comes to testing nutrition. The Jedi are their own control subjects. The problem with clinical research studies is that the participants are not monitored 24 / 7. The Jedi are the only humans on the planet who have maintained a steady diet of protein without consuming added sugar, caffeine, alcohol, stimulants, nicotine, cocaine, opiates or anything other than beef, water and medical marijuana.

Bulimia is really just an addiction to sugar. An addiction to sugar is a real addiction, just like drugs & alcohol. Sugar is a substitute for sex & pleasure. People who consume sugar lose interest in other things.

Bulimia allows a person to consume more sugar than ever thought humanly possible. Candida is an internal fungus that lives inside our bodies. Candida thrives on excess sugar. Bulimics create an internal candida overgrowth by consuming excess sugar and vomiting. Sugar is the only food digest. Everything else is vomited. Only the sugar is left in bloodstream after vomiting. This is a called a “bulimia high”.

​Fiber, protein, and even complex sugars are vomited. A pure sugar diet will lead to a candida overgrowth. Candida grows in the middle section of their body.

You can see Barack Obama has this candida overgrowth. You may think it’s fat, cellulite, or just a excess skin. But that is a fungus growing under his skin as a result of bulimia. The funniest makes him crave more sugar. More sugar he eats the bigger the fungus cats. The only way to cure this overgrowth is to completely up staying and switching to an all high-protein diet.

Barack Obama is bulimic. If you disagree, then please explain how @BarackObama drinks beer, smokes cigarettes, eats fast food @FiveGuys & stays skinny as a rail meanwhile @MichelleObama is unhealthily obese eating the same food.

International models @JediJoyBlog & @TheNakedJedi are moving to New York City June 2, 2021. The Jedi will be back in Vegas in September 2021.

One reason we left Panama was the food. This is the first time Jedi Rich has had organic food in over 3 months since living in Panama City. The food in Panama is absolutely horrible. The meat is subpar compared to the USDA. And forget about organics! They don’t even know they are wrong genetically modified ingredients. As a result, everyone, I mean everyone, in Panama is grossly obese.

The Panamanians keep to themselves. They are very exclusive. But while they’re keeping everyone out, they are actually locking themselves inside. The world has changed faster than Panama knows. As their society continues to be confined, Panama has fallen behind in culture, art & education. The wealth distribution is unequal. The corporate corruption goes unchecked. The politicians are criminals. The police run the entire city. Panamanians do not like tourists. And especially do not like Americans. They will be nice and friendly and smile when they want something from you such as money.

That being said, Jedi Rich is family are no exception. Jedi Rich’s family on his mother’s side have never accepted him primarily because he was, to use his cousin’s worlds “looks too mich like Ricky Schroeder.”

That feels good to get off my chest. And it feels good to be back in the U.S.A.

The global pandemic is not over. Panama is now under a full lockdown on the weekends and restricted access outside. Men & women can only go outside for 2 hours on alternating days. For example, Joy can only go shopping on Monday Wednesday & Friday for two hours. Men can shop Tuesdays and Thursday’s. I’m allowed outside between 2:30pm & 4:30 pm. This is in effect until January 14th.

Police had to spend New Year’s day evicting about 40 homeless people who had rented rooms at the Econolodge on Christmas Eve. The homeless people paid for one night and then stopped paying.

Many of these homeless people are sick. Many have chronic illnesses such as cancer. They cannot stay in a shelter because they do not qualify most likely due to substance abuse restrictions.

If the shelters aren’t helping people who test positive for drugs, who checking into the shelters?

We just found this article https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/2002789/meet-the-incredibly-fascinating-probably-high-couple-behind-the-hot-new-vegas-raiders-anthem

No clubs no bait no Ballers

Stephen J. Dubner & Stephen D. Levity co-wrote a book example paining the correlation between escorting and the Wall Street market. Their analysis told them that escorts had a better insight to the state of the economy than the best economist on Wall Street.

Escorts deal with cash because escorting is illegal in most states. However, legal sex work can be found in parts of Nevada, Panamá, Australia, England, Amsterdam and a host of other places. Dealing with cash means no reportable income. No reportable income means no lease, no loans, no credit in the mainstream system. Without credit, escorts are ahead of the game. They have no debt. They usually have no long-term contracts like a lease or mortgage or car payment because they cannot get a loan with no reportable income. If they need a loan, they go to the pawnshop.

The most valuable items in a pawn shop are jewelry, gold, women’s designer purses, cameras, computers & cell phones. That’s a valuable our musical instruments, household items, power tools and stereos.

When times are tough most people with a steady paycheck do not even notice. The most they might sacrifice is they cannot take that vacation they were planning to take to Italy and instead they must go to Lake Tahoe. However, for an escort and her family, when times are tough that means no cash is coming in. If this goes on for a week or two, it means she might have to consider selling or pawning some of her personal items. Gold is the most common tool used to set as a pawn for a loan. Plus, you can wear it.

Escorts are not the only people under attack by the liberal left and conservative right. The anti sex worker people go after where escorts can advertise, sending business overseas.

A fully stocked fridge for a Jedi rarely cost over $40. Panamá has curfews and restrictions in place so that we can only buy food every other day. $80 would be a lot to spend at a grocery store on the Jedi diet.

Everyone is addicted to either sugar or caffeine. Children are eating large quantities of sugar at a younger and younger age. Prepubescent teens are drinking lattes with caffeine. The main stream parenting techniques have shifted. Starbucks has become a normal activity.

The Jedi’s message is simple. Stop consuming caffeine and sugar in any form. Sugar means fruit, carbohydrates, pasta, eggs, nuts, berries, kumquats, watermelon, broccoli, tomatoes, bread, pasta— basically anything that is not meat is sugar.

The majority of a Walmart grocery superstore is 90% carbohydrates and 10% protein. Think about it— it makes sense. In the 1970s and early 80s, a grocery store was approximately the size of a 7-Eleven. The grocery store sold groceries. If you needed meat, you went to the butcher. If you needed fish you went to the fish shop. If you needed bread, you stopped by the bread store on the way home.

Then someone came up with the idea – “hey, we should make a grocery store and we will put a butcher in the back.” That worked really well. Instead of having to go to two stores you now could just go to one. One stop shopping has been invented.

Then came the Marketplace. The 90s began a period when everyone wanted to be sophisticated. They made the grocery stores more like a spa with hardwood floors, industrial lighting & Ellen Show type fonts for their signage.

Shopping at the grocery store was no longer to get the best quality food at the best price like at a meat market. Grocery shopping had turned into an experience. Starbucks had been introduced into the grocery store.

Starbucks is the downfall of Americans. Starbucks is primarily Columbian coffee, from Latin America. The general consensus in Latin America is that caffeine is meant to be sold not drank. Caffeine is addictive. Highly addictive. Steady use after 20 years will leave a person’s body aged & brain senseless.

Jedi Rich has had an interest in food ever since he was 14 years old when he learned how to cook. His first job was a dishwasher at Shari’s Restaurant in Hillsboro Oregon. He was only 12 years old, which would’ve been illegal and against company policy except that his dad was the CFO of Shari’s Corporation. Jedi Rich did not know any different. His dad said go apply for this job and he did. Jedi Rich had no idea about connections, CFO$, or hiring practices. Jedi Rich’s dad said go apply I. There and that’s what he did. Jedi Rich had no idea he was a shoe-in for the dishwashing job. Jedi Rich tried his best to get the jobs. And he got it. He was so excited to tell his dad, “I starts Sunday morning at 7am. I have to be back here at 6:45.”

Jedi Rich passion is food. But not a passion for food the way you’re used to hearing about. Most people who have a passion for food oh really food addicted. That’s not a euphemism. That’s an addiction. A mental disorder. A disease. The actual addiction is an addiction to sugar. Sugar has been proven to be eight times more addictive than cocaine and heroin.

The reason the Jedi have difficulty finding sponsors is because we are telling everyone to stop buying everything that they’re buying. We are telling them they don’t need to spend $200 at a Safeway marketplace. We are telling them they don’t need to spend $500 at a Costco. We are saying you can purchase $80 worth of meat and that’s enough food for a family of four for two days. That’s $40 dollars a day.

*source https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/13/493739074/50-years-ago-sugar-industry-quietly-paid-scientists-to-point-blame-at-fat

The jet I have some ideas. We want to bring the world together. And we want to do it with food. And want to do it with Wahlburgers. Mark and Donnie Wahlberg are are two of the best restaurant tours in today’s industry. Further, Mark and Donnie are very concerned with personal parents and health. The Jedi have the solution to an all healthy restaurant dining experience unlike ever been seen before.

Steve Wynn first created West Coast Spirits with another guy before he got his gaming license. That company is still the only company allowed to distribute wine to the strip. He then bought Golden Nugget and created what it is now. All along everyone told him he was nuts. Then he bought Mirage lot from Caesars and everyone thought he lost his mind creating such a gigantic resort. They said he would fail. He had to bring in 5 million a day to break even. They said he could never do it. Day one he brought in 10 mil and it boomed. He is also responsible for bringing the Asian community. He worked with an Asian travel agent to bring the Asians to Vegas. He paid her to get people here and spread the word. All along the haters said he would fail. They hated his ideas. Vegas should not have kicked out Steve.

The Jedi found a place to live in Panama during the winter. We will live in Las Vegas during the spring and fall & England in the summer. We never would have made this life style change had the global pandemic shutdown not occurred.

Not to mention, we got $10,000 worth of free rent courtesy of the state of Nevada and $2,400 cash from the Federal Government. Thank you♥️ America