Why did the Jedi leave Panama 6-weeks early?
Panamá is outdated and overpriced. But specifically speaking in regards to our personal health:
#1. Food. The meat in Panama is subpar to USDA conventional standards. The Jedi only eat USDA organic.
#2. Curfews. Panama has become a dictatorship disguised as democracy since the United States relinquished control to the Panamanian government in 1999.
#3. Political & Corruption. Anything is legal as long as you can afford to lobby a POLITICIAN or pay a POLICE officer.
As a result, Panama’s technological infrastructure is beginning to become obsolete. For example, in 2021 while phone makers around the globe release 5G phones, Panamanians are still bragging about their new cellular speeds of 4G LTE. Soon, sales will begin to diminish in Panama as their products are #outdated and #overpriced. Who’s gong to buy a 5G phone in Panama without a 5G carrier network?
#4. January 6th 2021. Capital Hill was raided by traitors. We returned the next day on January 7th.
the Jedi needed to return to the United States.
Do the owners know that if you love their casino the security will threaten you with a lawsuit. Kind of leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
Take a photo of the Luxor. Security will meet you in the street to inform you that you could be sued. The same goes for The D, Golden Gate, Ellis Island and almost every casino in Vegas.
Why Can’t I Take Photos of Casinos?
The simple answer is greed. The folks who own the casinos were getting so made that people would use images of their buildings that they copyrighted the images. Now you must pay them to use an image of their building.
But restricting guests from taking photos of your signage is impossible to enforce since signs are visible from the street.
Las Vegas is alive and well on a Saturday afternoon. Everyone is practicing safe social distancing and wearing mask but all having a great time.
This video was taken on January 6th, 2021. Later that night, JediJoy and I decided that Panama sucks and we booked two first class tickets back to Vegas the next morning.
My uncle retired in 2013. Sheldon Adelson died yesterday. Steve Wynn resigned. Jim Murrem is a crook. And Bill Hirnbuckle hasn’t figured out whether the Strip is in Las Vegas, NV or Paradise, NV.
I would imagine the boardroom conversations went something like this: “Who gonna takeover Murrens’s shitpile?”
Another guy in a $1000 suit says, “Hey! Let’s call Hornbuckle. He’s clueless.”
No Captain at the Helm in Las Vegas
Ralph Larios is Jedi Rich Lightowler’s 1st Uncle. Sheldon owes his success to the loyalty of my uncle. My uncle met Sheldon in 1970s in New York City. Like Sheldon’s parents who were immigrants of Ukrainian decent, Uncle Ralph was an immigrant from Colombia selling ice cream in Queens, Manhattan. Sheldon loved having an ice cream cone after lunch. After a few years, Sheldon offers my uncle a job. My uncle says “yes”. Fast forward to 1999 Uncle Ralph is Senior Vice President of International Marketing fir the Las Vegas Sands Corp., reporting directly to Shelly.
Jedi Joy got a new car for Christmas. Naturally, the first thing she did was buy some Raiders logos for the hood & tail!
As a study, the #JediJoyRichShow travels the globe looking for the best premium beef, mineral water and medical marijuana they can find. While Panama offers the ickiest, stickiest weed on the planet, the Panamanian political & corporate corruptions have spilled over to the food supply.
No one in Panama even knows they use genetically modified ingredients in their beef, chicken & fish farms. Grains are made from corn. Corn is genetically modified. Feeding generations of cattle GMOs has resulted in a diminished nutrients in their food supply. One taste of their “Congo con Heuso “ and you know their beef is unhealthy. They taste like pork chops. I’m not kidding. Their beef is marbled with fat throughout nearly every cut of beef. This makes the beef taste really salty & sweet. This fat cannot be trimmed; it’s in the beef.
The United States Department of Agriculture has stuck guidelines to distinguish conventionally grown beef from organic beef. Organic beef in the Inited Staes must be cintain USDA premium grass-fed beef. Whole Foods adds another distinction between conventional and organic. They call it Step 4, Step 4 takes offer congenitally grown beef that was pasture raised or fed grass.
The Jedi are their own control subjects
Jedi Rich & Jedi Joy did their own experiments to determine the best, healthiest diet. Jedi Rich & Jedi Joy have an advantage over the medical community when it comes to testing nutrition. The Jedi are their own control subjects. The problem with clinical research studies is that the participants are not monitored 24 / 7. The Jedi are the only humans on the planet who have maintained a steady diet of protein without consuming added sugar, caffeine, alcohol, stimulants, nicotine, cocaine, opiates or anything other than beef, water and medical marijuana.
Barack Obama is bulimic. He eats ice cream, fast food, smokes cigarettes and drinks beer. He maintains his slim figure by vomiting his food. Unfortunately, he did not give the memo to Chris Christie, Donald Trump or his wife Michelle Obama.
Let me repeat: Barack Obama eats ice cream, fast food, smokes cigarettes and drinks beer. He maintains his slim figure by vomiting his food. Unfortunately, he did not give the memo to Chris Christie, Donald Trump or his wife Michelle Obama.
Bulimia is really just an addiction to sugar. An addiction to sugar is a real addiction, just like drugs & alcohol. Sugar is a substitute for sex & pleasure. People who consume sugar lose interest in other things.
Politicians eat at the same restaurant. Bulimia, a.k.a. sugar addiction, knows no bounds. Your leaders are addicts hiding behind an ice cream cone and on their knees worshipping a porcelain God to stay thin.
Bulimia allows a person to consume more sugar than ever thought humanly possible. Candida is an internal fungus that lives inside our bodies. Candida thrives on excess sugar. Bulimics create an internal candida overgrowth by consuming excess sugar and vomiting. Sugar is the only food digest. Everything else is vomited. Only the sugar is left in bloodstream after vomiting. This is a called a “bulimia high”.
Fiber, protein, and even complex sugars are vomited. A pure sugar diet will lead to a candida overgrowth. Candida grows in the middle section of their body.
You can see Barack Obama has this candida overgrowth. You may think it’s fat, cellulite, or just a excess skin. But that is a fungus growing under his skin as a result of bulimia. The funniest makes him crave more sugar. More sugar he eats the bigger the fungus cats. The only way to cure this overgrowth is to completely up staying and switching to an all high-protein diet.
Barack Obama is bulimic. If you disagree, then please explain how @BarackObama drinks beer, smokes cigarettes, eats fast food @FiveGuys & stays skinny as a rail meanwhile @MichelleObama is unhealthily obese eating the same food.
International models @JediJoyBlog & @TheNakedJedi are moving to New York City June 2, 2021. The Jedi will be back in Vegas in September 2021.
One reason we left Panama was the food. This is the first time Jedi Rich has had organic food in over 3 months since living in Panama City. The food in Panama is absolutely horrible. The meat is subpar compared to the USDA. And forget about organics! They don’t even know they are wrong genetically modified ingredients. As a result, everyone, I mean everyone, in Panama is grossly obese.
The Panamanians keep to themselves. They are very exclusive. But while they’re keeping everyone out, they are actually locking themselves inside. The world has changed faster than Panama knows. As their society continues to be confined, Panama has fallen behind in culture, art & education. The wealth distribution is unequal. The corporate corruption goes unchecked. The politicians are criminals. The police run the entire city. Panamanians do not like tourists. And especially do not like Americans. They will be nice and friendly and smile when they want something from you such as money.
That being said, Jedi Rich is family are no exception. Jedi Rich’s family on his mother’s side have never accepted him primarily because he was, to use his cousin’s worlds “looks too mich like Ricky Schroeder.”
That feels good to get off my chest. And it feels good to be back in the U.S.A.
The global pandemic is not over. Panama is now under a full lockdown on the weekends and restricted access outside. Men & women can only go outside for 2 hours on alternating days. For example, Joy can only go shopping on Monday Wednesday & Friday for two hours. Men can shop Tuesdays and Thursday’s. I’m allowed outside between 2:30pm & 4:30 pm. This is in effect until January 14th.
Police had to spend New Year’s day evicting about 40 homeless people who had rented rooms at the Econolodge on Christmas Eve. The homeless people paid for one night and then stopped paying.
Many of these homeless people are sick. Many have chronic illnesses such as cancer. They cannot stay in a shelter because they do not qualify most likely due to substance abuse restrictions.
Shelters deny food and housing to people on drugs
If the shelters aren’t helping people who test positive for drugs, who checking into the shelters?