No clubs no bait no Ballers
Newsflash; Ballers don’t come to Vegas to watch hockey or football. They come to Vegas to fuck
Stephen J. Dubner & Stephen D. Levity co-wrote a book example paining the correlation between escorting and the Wall Street market. Their analysis told them that escorts had a better insight to the state of the economy than the best economist on Wall Street.
Escorts know the basics of cash management
Escorts deal with cash because escorting is illegal in most states. However, legal sex work can be found in parts of Nevada, Panamá, Australia, England, Amsterdam and a host of other places. Dealing with cash means no reportable income. No reportable income means no lease, no loans, no credit in the mainstream system. Without credit, escorts are ahead of the game. They have no debt. They usually have no long-term contracts like a lease or mortgage or car payment because they cannot get a loan with no reportable income. If they need a loan, they go to the pawnshop.
Escorts are still on the “Gold Standard”
The most valuable items in a pawn shop are jewelry, gold, women’s designer purses, cameras, computers & cell phones. That’s a valuable our musical instruments, household items, power tools and stereos.
When times are tough most people with a steady paycheck do not even notice. The most they might sacrifice is they cannot take that vacation they were planning to take to Italy and instead they must go to Lake Tahoe. However, for an escort and her family, when times are tough that means no cash is coming in. If this goes on for a week or two, it means she might have to consider selling or pawning some of her personal items. Gold is the most common tool used to set as a pawn for a loan. Plus, you can wear it.
Escorts were trading Bitcoin before you heard of cryptocurrency
Escorts are not the only people under attack by the liberal left and conservative right. The anti sex worker people go after where escorts can advertise, sending business overseas.
A fully stocked fridge for a Jedi rarely cost over $40. Panamá has curfews and restrictions in place so that we can only buy food every other day. $80 would be a lot to spend at a grocery store on the Jedi diet.
It’s hard to get sponsors when you are the antichrist
Everyone is addicted to either sugar or caffeine. Children are eating large quantities of sugar at a younger and younger age. Prepubescent teens are drinking lattes with caffeine. The main stream parenting techniques have shifted. Starbucks has become a normal activity.
The Jedi’s message is simple. Stop consuming caffeine and sugar in any form. Sugar means fruit, carbohydrates, pasta, eggs, nuts, berries, kumquats, watermelon, broccoli, tomatoes, bread, pasta— basically anything that is not meat is sugar.
The grocery stores are loaded with carbohydrates
The majority of a Walmart grocery superstore is 90% carbohydrates and 10% protein. Think about it— it makes sense. In the 1970s and early 80s, a grocery store was approximately the size of a 7-Eleven. The grocery store sold groceries. If you needed meat, you went to the butcher. If you needed fish you went to the fish shop. If you needed bread, you stopped by the bread store on the way home.
Then someone came up with the idea – “hey, we should make a grocery store and we will put a butcher in the back.” That worked really well. Instead of having to go to two stores you now could just go to one. One stop shopping has been invented.
Then came the Marketplace. The 90s began a period when everyone wanted to be sophisticated. They made the grocery stores more like a spa with hardwood floors, industrial lighting & Ellen Show type fonts for their signage.
Shopping at the grocery store was no longer to get the best quality food at the best price like at a meat market. Grocery shopping had turned into an experience. Starbucks had been introduced into the grocery store.
Starbucks is the downfall of Americans. Starbucks is primarily Columbian coffee, from Latin America. The general consensus in Latin America is that caffeine is meant to be sold not drank. Caffeine is addictive. Highly addictive. Steady use after 20 years will leave a person’s body aged & brain senseless.
Jedi Rich loves Food
Jedi Rich has had an interest in food ever since he was 14 years old when he learned how to cook. His first job was a dishwasher at Shari’s Restaurant in Hillsboro Oregon. He was only 12 years old, which would’ve been illegal and against company policy except that his dad was the CFO of Shari’s Corporation. Jedi Rich did not know any different. His dad said go apply for this job and he did. Jedi Rich had no idea about connections, CFO$, or hiring practices. Jedi Rich’s dad said go apply I. There and that’s what he did. Jedi Rich had no idea he was a shoe-in for the dishwashing job. Jedi Rich tried his best to get the jobs. And he got it. He was so excited to tell his dad, “I starts Sunday morning at 7am. I have to be back here at 6:45.”
Jedi Rich passion is food. But not a passion for food the way you’re used to hearing about. Most people who have a passion for food oh really food addicted. That’s not a euphemism. That’s an addiction. A mental disorder. A disease. The actual addiction is an addiction to sugar. Sugar has been proven to be eight times more addictive than cocaine and heroin.
The reason the Jedi have difficulty finding sponsors is because we are telling everyone to stop buying everything that they’re buying. We are telling them they don’t need to spend $200 at a Safeway marketplace. We are telling them they don’t need to spend $500 at a Costco. We are saying you can purchase $80 worth of meat and that’s enough food for a family of four for two days. That’s $40 dollars a day.
If Americans could be persuaded to eat a lower-fat diet — for the sake of their health then America's per capita sugar consumption could go up by a third.“
In the 1960s, the sugar industry funded research that downplayed the risks of sugar and highlighted the hazards of fat. Internal documents to show that an industry group called the Sugar Research Foundation wanted to "refute" concerns about sugar's possible role in heart disease. The SRF then sponsored research by Harvard scientists that did just that. The result was published in the New England Journal of Medicine in 1967, with no disclosure of the sugar industry funding.
In 1954, the researchers note, the president of the SRF gave a speech describing a great business opportunity.
If Americans could be persuaded to eat a lower-fat diet — for the sake of their health — they would need to replace that fat with something else. America's per capita sugar consumption could go up by a third.
He recommended that the industry fund its own studies — "Then we can publish the data and refute our detractors."
The next year, after several scientific articles were published suggesting a link between sucrose and coronary heart disease, the SRF approved the literature-review project. It wound up paying approximately $50,000 in today's dollars for the research.
The jet I have some ideas. We want to bring the world together. And we want to do it with food. And want to do it with Wahlburgers. Mark and Donnie Wahlberg are are two of the best restaurant tours in today’s industry. Further, Mark and Donnie are very concerned with personal parents and health. The Jedi have the solution to an all healthy restaurant dining experience unlike ever been seen before.
Steve Wynn first created West Coast Spirits with another guy before he got his gaming license. That company is still the only company allowed to distribute wine to the strip. He then bought Golden Nugget and created what it is now. All along everyone told him he was nuts. Then he bought Mirage lot from Caesars and everyone thought he lost his mind creating such a gigantic resort. They said he would fail. He had to bring in 5 million a day to break even. They said he could never do it. Day one he brought in 10 mil and it boomed. He is also responsible for bringing the Asian community. He worked with an Asian travel agent to bring the Asians to Vegas. He paid her to get people here and spread the word. All along the haters said he would fail. They hated his ideas. Vegas should not have kicked out Steve.
How the Jedi came to Panama
The Jedi found a place to live in Panama during the winter. We will live in Las Vegas during the spring and fall & England in the summer. We never would have made this life style change had the global pandemic shutdown not occurred.
Not to mention, we got $10,000 worth of free rent courtesy of the state of Nevada and $2,400 cash from the Federal Government. Thank you♥️ America
Caffeine is addictive. Starbucks figured out that if they sold caffeine combined with high content sugar products, they could be bigger than Phillip Morris & RJ Reynolds combined. All they had to do was convinced you what they were selling was healthier than fast food.
Jedi Rich Lightowler & Karla Gostnell dated between the years 2001-2003. During their tenure together, Jedi Rich paid for Karla to move to New York City, live in a high rise in Manhattan and go to Colombia University. He also paid for rent, utilities, entertainment, travel and food. All Karla had to do was nothing.
Her justification for stealing the money was “you have the ability to make that $7000 back. It would take me years.”.
Carla gave Jedi Rich the impression they were going to get married. Carla (her real spelling) was accepting gifts even though she was not committed to the relationship. Carla acted one way but inside she felt differently.
While Jedi Rich worked, Karla played in an antique store all day
Carla asked, “can I have everything paid for?”. Jedi Rich said, "of course.”
But Jedi Rich had hoped she would contribute to the relationship. He often encouraged her to go to school or get a job. She found a job working for a 40-year-old man who owned an antique store who could pay her nothing. That’s right. Karla would go to work every day in Manhattan & work all day for a man for no money.
For those who have been following Jedi Rich & Jedi Joy Lightowler over the years, then you know that the Jedi are polyamorous. Jedi Rich is not a jealous person. Jedi Rich does not believe in any restrictions. Jedi Rich had no problem with this arrangement. Karla even convinced Jedi Rich to buy hla antique bed frame from the man for only $4,000. Of course, Carla claimed the bed belonged to her when they broke up.
Jedi Rich was generous with his love... and his money. Joey, Karla’s previous boyfriend, had just dumped Karla for another woman just before she met Jedi Rich. Perhaps that’s why Karla was so flirtatious that night at the Sheraton. Joey infuriated Karla and she took it out on Jedi Rich.
Moving to NYC was Jedi Rich’s dream come true turned nightmare
Jedi Rich was very excited about his promotion to work and live in Gramercy Park, Manhattan. Jedi Rich had just met Carla only two months prior. Karla was working in the banquet room at a high end function for Wall Street investors at the Sheraton Seattle. Karla started flirting with Jedi Rich and they exchanged numbers.
Jedi Rich was smitten for Karla. She was funny, intelligent, beautiful, attractive and could challenge him on many subjects. Jedi Rich learned from Karla. He learned about emo music, lesbianism & feminism. Jedi Rich had a limited understanding of the dark side or the underworld or liberalism. Jedi Rich was a Republican, the son of a banker. But Karla taught Jedi Rich not to be a misogynist. Karla told Jedi Rich which words, attitudes & behaviors offended women. Jedi Rich learned how to be a better man thanks to Karla. Jedi Rich has never been subject to a “me too”.
Jedi Rich invites Karla to move to NYC after only 2 months
Karla accepted. And she accepted the $5,000 moving fee that moved all her belongings and Pascal (her nasty old cat) to Manhattan from Capitol Hill, Seattle. A reasonable person would assume that Carla felt on the same way on the inside that Jedi Rich expressed his feelings on the outside. This was not the case.
A few months after they broke up, Carla informed Jedi Rich that she never should have moved to New York City because she was still in love with another man (some guy named Joey who scorned Carla 2 months before she met Jedi Rich.)
That would have been useful information before she accepted over $100,000 in rent, food & gifts. But that wasn’t enough for Carla. Carla went into Jedi Rich’s bank at Chase Manhattan and withdrew his entire savings account of $7,000 in cash.
Her justification for stealing the money was “you have the ability to make that $7,000 back. I don’t make any money. It would take me years to save $7,000.”. Guess what Karla. I never made that kind of money again. Now what?
NEXT: Karla’s ex-boyfriend, Leon, contacts The Jedi on the NEXT!
Source: If you want to know if someone is being honest, check the social media. If they do not have an active social media presence then they are hiding something (or dead). Try to find Karla (Carla) Gostnell on the Internet.
Sex workers are 100% cash based. If they need money, they go to a pawnshop, not to a bank. They are still on the gold standard, hence they will tell you the real state of the economy.
CBS Big Brother House is Full of Bulimics
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Jedi Rich is a former CEO who transformed from a banker into a modern day independent music & film maker. Jedi Joy is a combat special-ops Air Force Veteran who transformed from an Airman into a CEO.
Bulimia is an addiction. Hailey Bieber taught Justin how to be bulimic. The drug is sugar. Sugar will make a person so depressed, they might kill themselves. Who are some other bulimics you might know?
The LVMPD posted illegal ads for sex with a 13 year old girl. This girl did not exist. There are vey few working girls left in Vegas. Several unsuspecting men stumbled on the girl's fake ad to find out it was a sting. There is no victim. And unless the LVMPD had not initially committed a crime by posting an illegal ad for sex, then these men never would have committed a crime. They may not have ever thought about the crime until the LVMPD advertised the crime.
The LVMPD has too many cops for the amount of crimes in Las Vegas
The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department went on a hiring spree, including a sales tax hike, between 2015-2018. Voters rejected the sales tax hike until Sheldon Adelson bought the Review Journal to push the sales tax through. Times were good. Everyone was trying to cash in. Sheldon used the paper to get an NFL team to Vegas. Now, Clark County owes Mark Davis about $3 million a month for the next 40 years for Las Vegas to have the prestige of an NFL team. Sheldon wanted a football team for his grandchildren. Clark Country cannot collect rent from the stadium. That would be illegal. As we said, times were good.
2017 Donald Trump Took Office and the Mandalay
Jedi Rich is a former CEO who transformed from a banker into a modern day independent music & film maker.
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