Jedi Joy has been complaining on Twitter about no organic beef since Sunday May 31st. She’s been eating nothing but chicken all week. Now she feels bloated, sluggish, tired. @JediJoyBlog says beef is the only food that works because they feed chicken corn grain. They feed organic beef grass.
JBS is the World's largest meat (beef) supplier in the World. JBS was founded in Brazil and has over 150 beef processing plants in 15 different countries. JBS clients include McDonalds and Supermarket Chains. The Jedi do not know which suppliers Whole Foods gets their organic beef from but we suspect it's JBS. Since Sunday, May 30th 2021, the Jedi have been unable to purchase any organic ground beef. This is unfortunate because the Jedi only eat organic beef and drink mineral water. We have been forced to eat organic chicken breasts, which are making Jedi Joy tired & bloated.
Where's the beef?
What happened was some Russian criminal gang held JBS' ordering software hostage until they were paid a ransom. The FBI is currently investigating the matter. JBS. reports that IT systems are back in place this morning. Ordering should begin lat3er today.