BREAKING NEWS! Governor Sisolak's Plan to Reopen the Casinos in Las Vegas

In all seriousness,. we approaching a critical point of no return to the Vegas economy. Steve Sisolak has not given a date when the casinos will be allowed to open.  This is Day 58 of a 30 day shutdown.  

Join the Jedi to #SAVEVEGAS #VivaVegasBABY is an awareness campaign to let the World know that Vegas has been taken over by mobsters.  No, not the mobster we all know & love.  These mobsters are from the Midwest.  They don't drink, gamble or party but they love money & food (they fat). Steve Sisolak moved here to sell sovernir coffee mugs.  Like Roy Krock, he found the West to be full of great ideas.  One idea he thought he'd propose was to make it illegal to feed pigeons in 2017.  Thats right.  If you are caught feeding birds anywhere in Clark County you are looking at 6 months in prison. 

That alone should have bee sign that Steve Sisolak is retarded.  Seriously.  Look at him. Hes like one step above a downs syndrome victim. Listen too his voice.  He sounds like Pee Wee Herman when he need to take a shit. Steve Sisolak is that sleazy door-to-door salesman who got lucky in Vegas. 

We should have picked up on the sign that the S.S. is a tyrant.  No one leader orders pigeons to be slaughtered in a desert. Pigeons are doves.  Doves are a Universal Sign of Peace ☮️.  Every leader knows its not nice to mess with Mother Nature.  Anyways, what kind of retard uses the police to enforce unenforceable laws?  "Im feeding the squirrels, officer..  Arrest the pigeons, not me".

If you didn't pick up on that sign, there have been other signs for you to ignore.  Shortly after the pigeon law, Stephen Paddock shot 700 Country Music festival goers on October 1, 2017. Maybe the pigeons were so pissed at the arrogance of Clark County officials so they stopped using their magic powers to keep Vegas safe.

They continued. After October 1st,  they continued the exact same path.  No one in Vegas changed a thing.  They even re-elected the Sheriff & promoted Steve Sisolak from County Commissioner to Governor.

Steve is from Wisconsin. Wisconsin is the opposite of Sin City; even though you can't spell Wisconsin with committing a "sin".  Wisconsin loves football & cheese.  Think of the TV Show "Happy Days".  That took place in Milwaukee, Wisconsin where Steve Sisolak is from. Steve is a devout Catholic who does not partake in casual sex, gambling, or partying,  Basically, Steve stands against everything that people love about Las Vegas. Is it any wonder Steve is stalling on giving us a date to reopen the casinos?