It’s been a beautiful week in Las Vegas. It has not been too hot yet!! I am loving it. This view is from the Cosmopolitan. If you want any information about hiring JediJoy, then check out Chelsey Vegas on Twitter. Chelsey Vegas is JediJoy’s stage name. Follow us on Twitter on @JediRichCom and @JediJoyRichShow.
The Jedi love watching movies. We watch on the big screen with our projector. Our new place had 2 King Sized beds. It is a fully furnished apartment. They will not remove the beds for 30 days. We decided to improvise. So here’s our new makeshift movie screen. Follow us on Twitter @JediRichCom and @JediJoyRichShow.
Walmart was a lifesaver for the Jedi when we lived in a cave in 2017-2018. We went there today and got some goodies for the house. Here is our new plush blue blanket. Thanks Walmart for all the awesome deals. We also got a bunch of 4th or July gear for our new podcast. Stay tuned for more from the JediJoyRichShow. Follow us on Twitter @JediRichCom and @JediJoyRichShow.
We are getting all settled in. We love our new place. We have so much more room. Now we have a room for the studio. It is awesome. Follow us on Twitter as well @JediRichCom and @JediJoyRichShow.
There has been so much craziness, in the Jedi’s lives this week. We uncovered a lot of criminal activity occurring in this town. Las Vegas being corrupt is not news to anyone. This time around, they might actually get caught. They are retaliating. We had our phone attempted and actually stolen once. I got it back with my nunchucks. Then we had our nunchucks stolen. JediRich was attacked three times during this process already. We called the police 3x, asked in person 1x and they DENIED ASSISTANCE all FOUR TIMES.
You all saw the clip where they left. When our phone was stolen, the guy changed a bunch of settings. The phone was open when he grabbed it, so he had access. Now we are having trouble will uploading our videos. #HACKED. It is an over 15 minute video, so You Tube has given me an error message 6x now.
The funny thing is, as Jedi, we do not SCARE AWAY. The tactics only make us madder and stronger.
I decided to make a video, showing how the Jedi eat. Jedi eat All Organics. If you are all interested in how to become a Jedi. The very first thing, you must do is EAT RIGHT! Here are the requirements for your food consumption. If you steer from these, then you cannot become a Jedi. It is as simple as that. Once you figure out your diet and eat all Organics, then your dead friends and family can actually speak to you.
Here are the requirements:
LOW SUGAR (sugar source only from organic fruit and veggies)
ARTIFICIAL ANYTHING FREE (including sweeteners, fake meats, coloring, flavors)
GRASS FED ANIMALS ONLY
It is 100% crucial to eat like this, if you want to open yourself to more possibilities than you can ever imagine as a Jedi for the Multiverses.
Today, we were flooded with support from all kinds of people in Oakland. Thank you for all the INTEL on MARK DAVIS. We love you Oakland. We were never happy that Las Vegas stole your TEAM. We lived here and thought we would document it. Sorry if you all ever felt you did not have our support. We love Oakland. JediRich owned a house in Oakland in the 90s.
I have been to two NFL games in my life. One being at the Oakland Stadium against the Patriots. I hate the Patriots, unfortunately they won that game. Grrr. I met one of the Hall of Famers. I will post the pic on my “JediJoy’s Blog”. I feel embarrassed you all, I forgot his name. Help me out.
JediJoy (I’m talking in 3rd person lol) will be the first to admit when I am wrong or do not know something. I said a lot of information that was incorrect in certain moments. You all, the information is flying in and the scandals are hard to keep up with. I will tell the truth always to the level of my understanding. Which means, I am human.
I was wrong about when they lifted two of the Trusses. I was wrong that Mick Akers is @RaidersToVegas. It turns out @RaidersToVegas is a marketing director at one of the big hotels on the strip. I will let you all guess which one.
The one thing I have never been wrong about is the stadium was, is and is currently DELAYED with all caps!! This stadium is on the verge of complete collapse with the fraudulent intel, we are receiving.
Stay tuned. We keep you all informed as we figure out the deep and dark nasty deals that are all depending on this stadium to be on time. If it is late, Oakland you will have Las Vegas’ Ass handed to you on a Silver and Black Platter straight from the JediJoyRichShow!
P.S. Oakland looks better on the logo. Las Vegas doesn’t even fit. Look at the logo. It’s off centered!! Lame! We are switching sides. We are TEAM OAKLAND!! Oakland accepts us way more then these criminals we call Las Vegans!! I am from Placerville, California. I live here now, but I am a California Girl always!!
This has been one nightmare after the next. Maybe Vegas shouldn’t have fucked with Oakland!!
We, as Jedi do a lot of different things. We always have fun, but some things must be done, that are not particularly fun. We do it anyway. When our feelings, who we refer to as our Dead friends, tell us to get off our Ass...we do EXACTLY that!
As a Jedi, you always have to be willing to say YES to your feelings or Dead Friends. Whichever is the easiest way to swallow the reality for you. Dead people are all around you. They are helping you. They are not hurting you. If you are an asshole, they might fuck with you, because they think it is funny. They are never going to hurt you. They are your friends. They get mad if you ignore them, so they might mess with you to get your attention.
You have to say “YES”! This is not fully Jim Carrey in “Yes Man”. You are not saying yes to everyone around you, you are saying yes, when your Dead Friends say to do something. This is very different then just being a “Yes Man” to everyone around you. Sometimes saying Yes to your Dead Friends, is saying “Go Fuck Yourself” to Mick Akers or Scott Gulbransen.
You know the feeling. It’s often followed by a statement of “I should have listened to my feelings and did that, I knew I should have. Those are your Dead Friends. You know the ones you say no to all their good ideas. An idea is not your own. An idea comes from the Universe. That means every idea, is a fantastic idea from your Dead Friends.
Now hear me out, that does not mean every idea should be executed. It means every idea should be evaluated and considered when it comes from your Dead Friends. Consider them as your closest friend. You are them and they are you. They are with you already and always.
The more you forget to listen to yourself, the less your friends talk to you. Then, you become depressed and uncreative. That’s because your friends had lost contact with you. You ignored them too long. They run and get scared, like a young child does when his or her feelings are hurt. You need to treat your friends as if they are a small child. Would you scream or get angry at a small child for a mistake. It is the same principle with your Dead Friends. Cut them, which is yourself some slack.
I was always so hard on myself. I still am at times, but I have gotten way better. I remind myself that my Dead Friends easily scared off when I am an asshole to myself. You know what I mean...criticism, negativity, guilt, and shame. All of these actions are very hard on your feeling and friends.
Be easy on yourselves. Think of your whole body as an Entity of a complete Universe itself. Your body expects you to make the decisions that are best for the whole group as in your body, soul and mind. Listen to your Dead Friends, they know what is best for you.
The Jedi are Poly!! That means we are open to all loves. Polyamorous is multiple partners and loves. JediRich is my main man and my husband, but we sleep with other people as well. Our society is so sexually repressed. Our lifestyle is a little much for the average. We are out to the ordinary, that is why we have fun.
You can only only be happy when you are your version of you. Stop and reset, if you are living someone else’s expectations of you. Happiness comes from achieving your goals, not anyone else’s goals or talents. You can do the impossible only if it’s your possible. What I mean is copying and doing what someone else does will never leave you satisfied. Everyone is an artist. Find your art and you will be better than anybody, because it will be yours!!
You can always achieve your dreams when they are yours. You will fail if you are living anyone else’s dreams! Every person has a completely different path. Will yours be the cookie cutter normal, or are you going to step out to the dark side!! Just kidding but not really! Be you!! Do not be me or anyone other than you. Do not forget you have dimensional friends who want to be heard. Stop ignoring your other selves. They want to show you, your way out of sexual repression into freedom of mind, body and soul.
Jedi Joy Lightowler is an expert in eating and nutrition & a combat special-ops Air Force Veteran.
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