We ordered Joy Rich LA shorts but they are too big for Jedi Joy & too short for Jedi Rich. Short Shorts originally written and performed by The Royal Teens.
When it's slim pickings, you gotta make the most out of what you got. Organic beef heart stew for breakfast isn't just a fad; its a lifestyle.
Jedi Joy is getting the mail. I'm working in the studio. Thank you all for watching the drama of the day unfold.
You got a let them drown or they’ll drown you trying to survive.
It’s funny about Joy. She will go on and on and on about all the flaws, eating disorders, of celebrity wives, she complains about my mom she hates her sister she hates her dad she hates her customers she hates her clients and she also hates me. That’s what it’s like living with a depressed person. They refuse help, they bury their head in the sand, and then they wonder why no one wants to be around them.
The reality TV show application has brought up some harsh realities for me— Jedi Joy & I are not compatible. She wants to be an escort for the rest of her life. She never wants to leave the weekly rental. I reminded her— it’s a WEEKLY rental. She is the laziest thinker I have ever net or she’s just simply insane. She is terrible with money. When I managed, we saved up 50,000 plus a Jag. Since she’s been handling the money we haven’t put $1000 together. It’s because she’s a compulsive shopper. Her bulimia addiction has transferred to a serious food shopping addiction. Sometimes we get 5 deliveries a day. That’s all she does is order food online, wait for it to be delivered, then she cooks it and goes to bed. What a waste of a life .
Well you were right about Joy. There is no getting through to her. She insists on being negative. Everything out her mouth is no. I gave her the chance to be the the head of housebound and she’s a tyrant. Every 2 weeks she threatens to “cut me off”. That’s not how a leader acts. She complains about everything, everyone and even after all the help that my mom has given her she still complains about my mom. She has major daddy issues that she will never get over. And her mommy? Whaf a selfish bitch. As we approach seven years I’m debating if I want to make the same mistake my father made with my mom.
If you follow the Jedi, the. you know that we’ve had our ups & downs. We’ve always worked through them. But we are rapidly approaching the “seven year itch”. From a psychological perspective, this means the “love” in a relationship begins declining. Jedi Joy & I don’t have an equal relationship: she plays the mom.
Her mom was a Catholic. An uptight anti sex Catholic. He Dad left her Mom & sister for another woman who was not perfect, but she was not sexually repressed. She supported Joy’s Dad’s dream of starting an mobile auto-detail company.. it failed, but she was supportive, unlike Jedi-Joy’s mom & sister who are extremely negative, condescending, jealous and snide. They shoot down any new ideas
What is the seven year itch? Don’t know. But you can see how Jedi Rich has been working to get the Jedi on a reality show, make money from YouTube and a number of other ideas that Jedi Joy constantly shoots down. She doesn’t contribute. Jedi Rich is afraid to ask her to write the simplest article because she always exhausted, always complains and always finds a reason to say NO”. ,
After 7 years of constantly rejecting his ideas he just STOPPED sharing his ideas with her. She’s what you call a wet blanket. There’s always one in a meeting. She can find a reason not to do anything. Her first thought is always “NO”. No one like a wet blanket, obviously.
After seven years, she’s not changed iota whereas I’ve learned & changed EVERYTHING about myself, What would you do if your wife threatens you with divorce for no reason other than she hates you? I’m going to do as she wishes. I’m going to leave. I can’t spend my last 20 years on this Earth afraid to share my ideas
to my parter because she’s gonna shut them down. We have become grossly incompatible. There is one thing I can say— she is content being an escort & living at the Emerald Suites for eternity. It’s what she wants. And that’s cool she found her place
With all the racial tensions today, Jedi Joy wanted to lighten the mood with a song written by Gretchen Wilson. We adapted the song for all the bartenders, pot smokers, & bros & hos who just like to party -- you are a redneck, just like the Jedi. You could be black, white, pink, blue- you name it. If you like to get down, then you're a redneck. But there seems to be animosity towards the term "redneck". Redneck aren't Trumpers. Trumpers just want to be rednecks. Who wouldn't. We are hot, good looking people who like to party. Not all rednecks are racsits. In fact 80% of rednecks are not racist. Rednecks just like you-- we enjoy having fun. What makes the world go round is variety. Jedi Joy & I are poly-love. That means we don't limit our love. We love everybody & everything. We love variety. Anything gets boring after awhile. Thats why we have people. Whats great about humans is variety. We are all different, but just skin color. Two people could be very similar who are of different races. So if you love getting stoned & dancing with girls in bikinis, then you are a redneck, don't matter if you're black or white.
Jedi Rich Lightowler is the host of The Naked Jedi Show on YouTube.