Karla Gostnell: The Definition of Irony

STUDY: Women Who Study or Rescue Sex Workers Secretly Want to Be Prostitutes 

Women who spend their days studying or "saving" prostitutes, secretly, without a doubt, want to be a prostitute (Sigmund Freud).

Karla Francine Gostnell is depressed. In the longest depressive case that I have every witnessed, Karla Francis Gostnell suffers from a massive life-long bout with depression.  

Today, everyone is depressed unless they have been diagnosed and cured their depression.  We are depressed because everyone is addicted to sugar. When we add extra sugar to our diet sugar aka fruit, vegetables, ketchup, siracha, white sugar, we are consuming too many carbohydrates compared to the amount of protein we re consuming.  The excess sugar will result in your body developing an addiction to sugar; you will crave sugar (or coffee) immediately when you wake up. And if you don't have your sugar (or coffee) you are irritable and express that you are experiencing a "sugar low". Add gluten and GMOs like whey or pea protein, we are consuming too much sugar resulting in addiction.  And when you add dairy (lactose is concentrated sugar), caffeine (increases sugar levels) and alcohol (also a sugar, you will be fully adducted by the time you are 42 years of age.

So if you have not cured your depression, that's because you're in denial that you're depressed or you are masking your depression with food, caffeine, dairy or alcohol.

According to Sigmund Freud, depression (and any other neurological disorder) is a by-product only of an affluent society, ike New York City and Seattle.  You won't find humans suffering from bi-polar disorder or depression in a small tribe in South America.  In contrast, small tribes usually have an abundance of naturally occurring euphoric events, which we call "happiness"

Now, back to Karla Gostnell.

Parents who divorce when children are young feel abandoned. Generation Xers were the first kids of a generation of parents who legally divorced and remarried. As a result, Karla's generation was not accustomed to the effects of divorce; Karla was not prepared emotionally how to handle when a man has more than one lover.  And David Raymond Gostnell Ph. D. was not able to explain that humans are polyamorous; monogamy is a ancient ritual that required a person to force themselves to be with one woman.  As a result, Karla Francis Gostnell developed major issues with men and particularly men who lie; David Gostnell, Ph. D.

While its typical for young women to have daddy issues, Karla's daddy issues are to the extreme.  Her father, David Gostnell, Ph.D. abandoned her mother, Francine and his two daughters. 
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That caused daddy issue #1.  When this happens, a young girl will spend her life trying to get her dad to want her back.  So unless the girl realizes she is trapped in a cycle, she will undoubtedly react to everything her dad says, does, or doesn't do. Aloofness is the characteristic of Dad's who have daughters with Daddy issues - "NOTICE ME PLEASE DAD!" is what Karla Francis Gostnell's life is all about.  

After not getting her father's attention when Karla was 18 years old, she started dating 50 year old crack head (not me) who sat around and watched hockey all day. When that relationship fell apart, she became a lesbian, complete with her new ideals toward men and she moved to Seattle.  Can you be any more basic, Karla? Anyways, the emotional damage was done.  Now she was anti-sex as well as anti-"dads".  

I don't blame her for being anti-men and anti dad.  Her father was David Raymond Gostnell Ph.D, a greedy, insecure arrogant man that hides behind his PhD at OHSU.  L

Arrogant does not being to describe Dr. David R. Gostnell.  Don't be fooled by his quirky disposition; he thinks he's smarter than everyone but he uses his intelligence solely for personal gain. David R. Gostnell is a greedy, selfish and owes my father $40.  Yes.  He promised to pay my father $40 if he would change the battery in Karla's car when Karla was going top Columbia.  He even said he'd mail a check.  My dad, who may not have a doctorate in psychology but he could read David Raymond Gostnell, Ph.D. like he a text book.  He knew David was a liar.  Sure enough, he never sent the check.  $40. Then man owns at least two houses but can't pay his $40 debts unless you send a collector?  The only way an insecure little man like David Raymond Gostnell could have saved himself from just being a total ass in the eyes of the Universe was to send that $40 check.  I guess money is more important than anything to the Gostnells of NE Portland, Oregon and Manzanita Beach, How many homes do they need for two people? How greedy is David R. Gostnell, Glria Gostnell and Karla Gostnell? 

When I met Karla, she was had been dumped by a guy named Joey. She picked a man like her father and she played out the role; Karla found a man who was aloof and disconnected, just like her dad. She played the role perfectly that her her mother taught her. But she unsuccessfully tried to change the outcome. So when Karla's relationship with Joey finally failed, she felt comfort in the fact was how her mother felt (Sigmund Freud).

So when I met Karla she was not interested in a relationship. However, when I was transferred to NYC, she suddenly became my live-in girlfriend.  We lived in Gramercy Park for 3 Years where she studied and went to school. I paid for her to move to New York as well as I paid for rent, food, utilities and school tuitions. Karla worked as a social worker and was not making money enough to survive in New York ($30,000 / year).

After 3 years and after Karla Francine Gostnell from Portland, Oregon got accepted to Columbia University, she stole $7,000 from my savings account - she took everything. I was stunned. I had just paid for her to move into a new apartment in the Bronx. When I asked her why, she said, "It's because you owe me extra for moving me away from home to New York City."

"Owing her extra" legally translates to payment for services rendered. Therefore, Sigmund Freud's theory is correct; Karla Francine Gostnell wants to be paid for having sexual relations with men. So therefore, Karla Francine Gostnell from Portland, Oregon wants to be a prostitute. #SigmundFreud #Relationships #GloriaAranoff #GloraGostnell #LisaAranoff 

Alternatively, she could return the money she stole I(with interest) and I will delete this factual post.