Bill Gates and Melinda Gates announce divorce months after Jeff Bezos splits with Amanda

I may not have done much but I can do at least 2 things that Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Barrack Obama, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Drew, Mark Cuban cannot do:

1. Drink only water
2. Keep a promise made to God (married only once)

If billionaire cannot stay married then who can? it’s only the Jedi

Melinda: “Dear God, when I grow up please please please let me marry a billionaire. I don’t care if he’s a pencil neck dweeb. I just want to marry billionaire.”

God: “ Sure Melinda . Just stay married until death, ok?”

Melinda: “Yes!! I will promise anything to get what I want”