Heidi is not the brightest tool in the shed. There was no way I would share the Lightowler family secret with just anyone.
After you lose a parent, you see who is who. Heidi came out of the wood work when she found out Jedi Rich’s Dad died in September 2011. By October 2011, she volunteered to becomeJedi Rich’s instant fiancé. She promised to marry him in December 2011. Huh? Jedi Rich just observed. He’d already had girlfriends drain his bank account twice before. Women, not men, are the real bullies. Heidi Hansen tried to bully Jedi Rich into marrying her.
How to curse your family 101
Steal stuff from a Lightowler, then give it to your family.
Jedi Rich William Lightowler comes from generations of bankers. He also has wealthy grandparents & great grandparents and generations and f pioneers who taught him to be aware of women like Heidi. Big Tits Heidi is her self-proclaimed nickname she’d announce at parties where wealthy men were prevalent. There were two Heidi’s in our group. I’m guessing she wanted to make sure the guys knew who had bigger tits.
Wisconsin women think they know what men like. Sorry Heidi. No one was interested in a coked up gold digger with fake boobs but I needed someone to drive me around in a nice car. After my dad died, I began selling all my assets, including my cars. Heidi had a new Acura she was barely making payments on: I offered to pat $160 a month in gas & insurance if she’d drive around. That’s how much she needed to make her payments.
Heidi Mary thought the Lightowler’s would “Show Her The Money”
Not a chance. Heidi’s intellect is limited: she does not have much foresight because she addicted to Adderall. Adderall is basically prescription for legal crystal meth. She told me how she lies to her therapist to get the pills. She told me how I could lie to my therapist and they would prescribe me speed. I thought why would I pay $150 an hour to lie to my therapist? This chick was bulimic, batshit crazy junkie— just like her dad. I observed her behavior Ashley stole things from my grandparents storage room and sent them to her family for Christmas gifts. We’re talking antique heirlooms which would make no sense to anyone else but a Lightowler. What would you do if someone gave you a wooden duck from 1920 that their Grandfather made for someone else?
We let Heidi rummage through a cellar of trinkets looking for gold. When she found our storage room full of junk was essentially worthless, she bailed. She went through my father’s business files and bank accounts looking for money. She thought the artwork was secretly worth millions. She thought there were clues to a hidden treasure written in my fathers paintings. She would listen to Stephen Covey self-help tapes all day. She was very entertaining. She distracted me from my depression on a daily basis by coming up with the most ridiculous stories. It made me want to live another day longer just to hear what stupid shit was going to come out of her mouth. It was the funny enough to make me want to live.
Heidi’s motive was to steal John Lightowler’s family fortune
But after a few months of grieving, I no longer could tolerate Heidi’s tyranny. We quickly went to her place, got all my belongings, including a $2500 treadmill and a $4000 painting she was trying to steal. Heidi is pretty stupid. She thought we would give her access to anything of value. We gave her a little peak and she stole from us. I just observed.
Heidi store $4500 from a dead man’s bank account at Wells Fargo
After I left Heidi, Heidi would check my dead father’s bank account every morning. She was waiting for me to make a deposit. When I made a deposit, she rushed over to the bank at 9am to drain the deposit. She did this twice for a total of $4500. When I confronted her, she said “why are you being so nasty. Are you on drugs?”
I just laughed. But she agreed to pay back the $4500 she stole from John William Lightowler, C.P.A. C.F.O U.S.Army to Gloria Lightowler (his wife) every month until the money was paid back. We made a simple for her. We agreed that when she got a job that she only had to pay $25 a month. Heidi never made one payment. That’s grand larceny, bank fraud, bank theft and a slew of other crimes that are felonies. Again, Heidi is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
This wasn’t my first rodeo
I had already had experience with a real live Hoochie mama. Mind you, before dating Anna , I had no idea what a Hoochie mama was. Heidi informed me that Anna was a Hoochie mama. Heidi told me all the dirty lies that Anna had shared with her. Yes, Heidi and Anna are friends. Birds of a feather flock together. Heidi said so much shit about Anna that it made me feel good about leaving Anna. I’m a very sensitive person who is easily manipulated by women who use emotional tactics that they used from their absent father. However, Heidi was outing her own tactics. Heidi said Anna was as a manipulator, a bully, a thief, a gold digger and you cannot trust a word that comes out of her mouth because she is a junkie. Heidi was describing herself, thank you very much.
At the end of the day, I never cared about money. I cared about love. That’s why it was an easy tactic for the women in my life to steal for me. I let them. Abs then I left them. It was actually quite funny. I often felt like an adult playing chess with a two-year-old child. I could easily predict everything they would do, say, or think.
These younger women didn’t realize they were dating an older man. An older man who was much smarter than them. He was so smart he never showed them how smart he was. He let them show their cards first. They don’t just let the kid win to see how the kid will react.
It goes without saying, they were in a different level of attractiveness class the Jedi Rich. Jedi Rich was a model in high school and a millionaire by age 29.
So when Jedi Rich was ready to settle down at age 33, he thought he would go for someone who didn’t get as much attention as the other girls he was used to dating. He thought maybe the women in his circle were spoiled. They were all beautiful, came from good homes, well educated, and had a certain air of niceness to them. Why wouldn’t you be nice? Do you have everything. Why not give some other women a chance who did not get as much attention as them. Maybe we could teach them and encourage them to go to school learn something now become more creative and less of a prickly pear.
Carla, Christine, Anna were all subpar to the caliber of women Jedi Rich had been dating. Jedi Rich dated executives from BofA & Wells Fargo, engineers from Stanford and C.P.A.s from Deloitte and Touche. Carla, Heidi & Anna barely had a high school education. Carla was is practically a runaway at 18 but cleaned up her act to impress her father in her later years. She got me to pay for her entrance exam to get a doctorate at Columbia University so she could impress her daddy. Her daddy wasn’t impressed. He was jealous.
I want on a bike trip with her dad. Her dad is a repressed homosexual. I use the word repressed very lightly....
Anyways, I thought why not give back to society. Why not step down to Carla‘s standards of attractiveness. It was quite embarrassing though. My friends could not understand why I was dating somebody so mean and we’ll, fugly, She even insulted by father when he said “Don’t it” instead of “Doesn’t it”. I’ve never experienced someone who had such a shitty childhood. As Greg H. put it, “Carla was an embarrassment to our circle of friends. Carla drank scotch on the rocks, smoked cigarettes and was as uptight as a prickly-peared librarian.”
These younger women didn’t realize they were dating an older man. An older man who was much smarter than them. He was so smart he never showed them how smart he was. He let them show their cards first. Heidi was addicted to Adderall (methamphetamine). Karla is a thief (and probably a full blown alcoholic by now). Anna was bulimic. In fact, they were all severely bulimic. Bulimia is just an symptom of sugar addiction. They are all Nc associated to sugar. They love sugar more than people. That’s their secret.