Luis Navarro (Beaverton, Oregon) Was My Dad' Best Friend

I Could Not Believe What Luis Navarro Said to Me at My Dad's Funeral

I Everyone would agree that John Lightowler was the most generous man.  In fact, he would, plan and pay for the, majority of a two week sailing trips into the San Juan Islands for Luis and his family (Nenita Navarro, Luis Junior Navarro and Laura Navarro) every year when we were kids.  On his birthday, John would treat the Navarros and other friends to dinner and drinks and dancing, refusing to let anyone pay. Luis Navarro loves an open bar; if you say you are paying, he will order differently than if he is paying.  What a class act.

On the day of my Dad's funeral, after all the money my dad spent on the Navarros, the first thing Luis said to me and my mother at the reception was, "If you need anything... just ask me". I said "Gee, thanks Luis." He said, "Anything... except money".

Wait? What? I wasn't planning on asking you for money but Ok. Good to know.

So I asked him to paint my Dad's house and he said no. He doesn't paint. So what the eff do you do, Luis?

Geez. I knew the Navarros were greedy oppressors because Luis' family were oppressors in Cuba.  When the slave workers said enough of the lazy fat cats sitting around, Fidel Castro ousted Luis and his family.   And then met my Dad in college. My dad welcomed Luis to Portland, Oregon. 

Welcome to our country Luis.  Eat our food, come on our boats, lets us show you how welcoming Americans can be.  Then, you can show us how GREEDY, SELFISH and PETY Latin Catholics are.  You knew we had lost everything and your greediness for hoarding money kept you from reaching out. That was your last chance to do something right.  My Dad is dead and all you were worried about was your money.  Thank you for educating me, Luis. You are real class act. 

We don't want your money. We just wanted you to have to chance to do the right thing - FOR ONCE.  But you failed, again.  You're a sexually repressed Catholic and your son is a homosexual who is afraid to come out because you raised him Catholic.  How do you think he stayed a VIRGIN until he was 26 years old.  Luis -- why would you do that to your son?  

On another note,  Luis Navarro is a child molester and a pervert.  When I was young, we would have to see the Navarros on Christmas Eve.  Every girlfriend I brought over for the holidays complained that Mr. Navarro groped, inappropriately touched or even tongue kissed my young, high school girlfriends. I dated one girl for three years. The 4th time she said she wasn't going because she didn't want to get see Luis. I was unaware at the time, but looking back, several of my girlfriends were raped by Luis Navarro.  

Jedi Rich Lightowler with his former girlfriend, Heidi Mary Hansen, in Las Vegas Nevada 2011.

The last time I saw Luis Navarro was in 2011 at Christmas. I left with Heidi Hansen (an attractive, large breasted blonde) crying in tears. She claimed that Luis (and Joe Campos) cornered her in the bedroom and made some very inappropriate comments.  When I mentioned it to Edwin and Marie (close Catholic friends of the Navarros), they said Heidi can't come over anymore.  It was then, that I realized that all of my Dad's friends covered up for Luis' child rape and sexual harassment over the years.  Talk about a stereotypical Catholic. Luis, you are not a Catholic priest so stop molesting children.

Thank you, Luis, for offering to help but we don't need you. Out of curiosity, Luis, what is it that you were offering?  Your advice on how molest teenage girls? Geez.  We needed money, not advice. You are so full of yourself.

​And that's the Naked Truth.  ​​​